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The Legend of Zelda IS The Wizard of Oz

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A lot of you may be saying, “No it isn’t.”  But you’re damn wrong and I can prove it.  In the Legend of Zelda there are 3 triangles that you collect collectively called the tri-force instead of triangles, which should be obvious.  Each of these ancient artifacts symbolizes: Wisdom, Power, and (wiki-check) COURAGE!  (duh, courage.)  So a while back I was watching “The Rebirth of Mothra III” on crackle.com and I loved it because it’s crappy giant monster fun, so don’t judge me!  Not all films have to be “La Dolce Vita.”

My roommate pointed out that the three little nymphs fairie girls got the powers of Love, Courage, and Wisdom (or something) which were suspiciously close to the Heart, Courage, and Brains that the Tin-Man, Lion, and Scarecrow all sought for in “The Wizard of Oz.”  I then noted that it is awfully similar to the tri-force in the Legend of Zelda; he didn’t care.  But look at it this way: If the Wiz is Mothra and Mothra is LoZ than Wiz is LoZ!  It’s mathematics!

Note: Power = Heart, because heart is the power source of the body.  Heart also = love, because when you see a girl you like your heart beats faster which means love comes from the heart.  (Love also comes from sweaty palms, dried throats, and nervous twitches.)  And that also means that love = power!

LOVE = POWER!  Go reproduce, kids!  It’s the only way you’ll get anywhere in life.

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