Hey…. there. I come to you with a message, a message of peace, fun and imagination in the Utopian Playland of the future. A vision belonging to the man who will inevitably take throne as your ruler.
I’m talking about the one and only, Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel. A toy-making, robot constructing, mad scientist whose melodic transmissions caught my eye whilst crusin’ the intrenets… and the mespaces…
Dr. Steel has three albums [“Dr. Steel”, “Dr. Steel II: Eclectic Boogaloo” and “People of Earth”] as well as the “Dr. Steel Collection,” which includes remixes and a cover of “Inspector Gadget”! Surgically splicing Hip Hop, Progressive and Industrial in a most intriguing fashion. I’m not a big fan of tossing out genre titles, thus I dub it:
“Factotronocular Transmissions”
Chronological order is the way to go, logically. The first track of “Dr. Steel”… which is “Dr. Steel,” opens the saga of the Dr. Steel ride. You’ll be pulled into a land of mechanical soul: Toyland. It’s a solid representation of what you’re in for, a madman on the loose in your speakers. If you’re not into crazy music, you might want to turn back now. For those who appreciate the acquired taste of well put together tunes that make you teeter on that border are in for a fuckin’ TREAT.
Now you’re in Steel’s world, where you can enjoy the audible smog from robot workers which, coincidentally, also make up the members of the band… when they’re working properly. While repairs are being done he’s got a human band, so you’re still gonna get the Steel Experience with the aid of loyal nurses and PUPPETS! That’s right, no need to go back and read it ‘cause I’m about to repeat it! At Dr. Steel shows, you get the Mad Scientest himself, you get a sick band, HOT NURSES, and A PUPPET SHOW PERFORMING THE STORIES OF THE SONGS.
I’m trying to think of something about the idea that isn’t badass… I have nothing to report…
I could stress the importance of why chrono-lodge is the best way to listen to the albums, but that would be like explaining why movies, comics, anime, shows with an in-depth and thoughtful circumstancial order need to be seen from the beginning. A lot happens and you could miss plenty, which means you might not get quite the same impact as someone who know’s what’s going on. It’s like a Sci-Fi movie happening in your brain.
Going play-by-play on this one might spoil the potential fun for you. This is music that is better listened to actively, not passively. If you’ve got the mental capacity to take in a story, you’re set.
I was able to get the Doctor to answer a few questions, by which I mean 11…
[SkizZ]
How’s the weather in Toyland?
(Dr. Steel)
I’m uncertain. With my laboratory being underground I tend not to experience a great deal of weather directly. Though, the last time I checked security cam #5, I spied a few chemtrails smeared across the sky. I’ll be staying inside today.
[SkizZ]
Your toys look a little on the unsafe side… So just how much fun is promised with a World Domination Toy?
(Dr. Steel)
Oh, no. All World Domination Toys products are completely safe unless misused. Each product is designed specifically for maximum fun! I look forward to seeing many of these creations made available far and wide in the future.
[SkizZ]
What made you think of using puppets at your live shows?
(Dr. Steel)
Well, I’ve found that most rock shows are truly lacking in the puppet show department. To this end I’ve decided to remedy that particular problem. I look forward to expanding such performances to include an ever greater collection of unusual visual stimuli as my resources expand.
[SkizZ]
How many loyal followers do you have?
(Dr. Steel)
Oh goodness, that’s nearly an impossible question to answer. As if I were to provide you with a quote, such numbers would inevitably be inaccurate once this interview is printed as new Toy Soldiers enlist daily. Likewise, the only verified enthusiasts I can pinpoint are those who have taken the time to fill out the Toy Soldier application form. These enthusiastic visionaries are truly appreciated indeed, but they are the exception to the average fan of my work. Especially in a day and age where most people are reluctant to provide their personal details. Looking at my world domination map, I see pinpoints bursting from every corner of the United States and Britain, then expanding rapidly throughout Australia. Recently, the Spanish Division was established with Soldiers in that region translating my manifesto into their native language. It’s brilliant to see such ever increasing support, and with the exponential growth through the sincere passion of The Toy Soldiers I look forward to seeing other corners of the globe gravitate towards the movement as well.
[SkizZ]
What is Wikipedia’s problem with your work? And how do you feel about their refusal to include a page for you, despite your vast array of media?
(Dr. Steel)
I can only assume that Wikipedia is but a small arm of the Alien Illuminati, who continually aim to engineer reality. That I am exposing such truths and encouraging the creative powers of the masses is clearly something they have been fighting to oppress for a very long time. I see this not as a punishment but as an affirmation that I am indeed on the right track. Either that, or they just think I’m silly.
[SkizZ]
The nurses are a nice touch… I don’t really have a question for that one.
(Dr. Steel)
Understood.
[SkizZ]
Your thoughts on 2012?
(Dr. Steel)
An intriguing enigma indeed, and one with a great many theories. As for me, I look forward to the potential alteration of humanity’s paradigm as a whole. May whatever events that take place in the coming years present doorways of possibilities and potential.
[SkizZ]
At what point did you wave bye-bye to your sanity?
(Dr. Steel)
Like many of us I found myself working a nine to five job, living my life in a small office for a bi-weekly paycheck and the satisfaction of knowing that I was “safe”. Though such a position was certainly expected and often desired by the majority of the world, it left me feeling unsatisfied and frustrated with the lack of personal, creative satisfaction.
To this end I one day found myself at a crossroads. I was presented with a choice to continue this way of life or to forge a new one. With a healthy dose of insanity I chose the latter and decided to throw caution to the wind so that I might pave my own way. I have since reinvented myself and spend my every day marching towards the completion of my vision. To live in a state of creativity and self reliance while forever peering beyond the veil of assumed reality is my continued desire.
[SkizZ]
Besides music, making toys, experiments and planning global domination, what hobbies do you have?
(Dr. Steel)
My life is designed to create in any way that I can. To manifest ideas is the only thing I am interested in doing. All that I do is intended to achieve such goals. I look forward to circumventing eat, sleep and defecation as the technology is developed to do so.
[SkizZ]
What message do you want to give to those who may not know of your genius?
(Dr. Steel)
Identify your sincere, creative passions and do all that you can to realize them.
[SkizZ]
What can we look forward to in the future?
(Dr. Steel)
Infinite possibilities, my friend. Infinite possibilities.
.and giant robots.
There you have it!
From the man himself, words of inspiration and realization. Many an artist, and people in general, could learn a thing or three from Dr. Steel. Mainly how to own face!
He covers a variety of topics, ranging from the “Fibonacci Sequence” to Godzilla [“Atomic Superstar”] to Conspiracies [“Conspiracy”] to a “Bikinigram from Satan.”
http://www.toysoldiersunite.com/files/uploads/drsteelmusicsampler.mp3
There is something truly unique about the idea(s) of Dr. Steel, primarily the motif of the mad scientist. One of those ideas so great it produces a “why the FUCK didn’t I think of that?” moment. Guess I’m not that brilliant, I’ll stick with the Wizardry.
If you like what you hear from Dr. Steel and want to swear your undying allegiance, you can hop on over to http://www.toysoldiersunite.com where you can choose which department best suits you.
TSU.com has a lot to offer in the ways of Steelery, so check it out.
If there was ever a mastermind of music to side with, Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel is that mastermind.
There is also a lot to see at
http://worlddominationtoys.com/drsteel/enter.html
When I say he has created his own world, you’ll see I am far from kidding.
He also has his own Youtube channel, http://www.youtube.com/user/DoctorSteel
where he releases PSAs and episodes of “The Dr. Steel Show”… which are filled to the brim of the beaker that is hilarity.
And, of course, http://www.doctorsteel.com works too!
Steel truly understands what it takes to get noticed in the time we live in. He’s got so many outlets, it’s really a wonder why more people haven’t heard of him. But that will change soon. As time progresses more and more people will recognize Steel’s abilities and charisma, then he will reign supreme. I’m quite confident of this.
One thing attempting to hold him back is the Misinformation Powerhouse known as Wikipedia. He’s all over the internet, he’s even been on JAY LENO (don’t believe me? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qlq68GTjd_Y chiggity check it! I couldn’t find the whole thing, but he’s there!) and he doesn’t have a Wikipedia page. Not for a lack of trying, attempts have been made. But when those attempts took place they were REJECTED and REMOVED because he didn’t meet “notability standards”. Absurd!!! I can’t tell you how many shitty bands have a page on Wikipedia. I guess the line is drawn when the artist in question makes you THINK. Either that or they think it is one big, elaborate hoax. That’s a long way for someone to go for the sake of a goof! What the hell are you hiding, Wikipedia?
I’d like to thank Dr. Steel for taking time out of his busy day of global domination to answer my questions. I’d also like to thank him for having the integrity to make something truly amazing with music. Instead of selling his soul to make something half-assed and lacking of heart and mind.
So get out there and support this artist who truly deserves it.
Buy his music, show your allegiance by becoming a Toy Soldier and bow down to Dr. Steel, bitch!
I am Toy Soldier Private Puddin’ Eater. I am an avid member of the 669 Division Pitchfork Brigade, and FDC (Foam Defense Core) is my only special ops. Dr. Steel is so badass there aernt words badass enought to describe his badassery. Enjoy his music, go to http://www.toysoldiersunite.com and JOIM!!! ONLY YOU CAN HELP DR. STEEL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!
Dr. Steel for world emperor! I love Dr. Steel! ^_^
“We must reject manufactured fear, recognize misinformation and explode with vision and creativity. May our confident laughter cause the walls of their kingdom to crumble to the ground.”
~Dr. Steel
To the Utopian Playland!
Dr Steel For World Emperor.
Cookies and Toys for all
Toy Soldiers from Australia DIV# 1313
dr.steel love us all. so why not love him back.
Yellowjacket Canker Canison, proud Toy Soldier, signing in. Dr. Steel, and the mind behind him, is brilliant and he inspires people to create, have fun, and to think for themselves, all by creating kick-ass music and putting on a damn good show.
It only all other so called ‘artists’ remembered what art was for, instead of perverting it to earn a few bucks.
Oddex Arcadia from Division 1428 reporting in. Good interview. Thanks for your support of the good Doctor and the Toy Soldiers.
To a Utopian Playland!
I wholly support my colleague Dr. Steel’s ideals, and look forward to aiding him conquer the planet…with fun!
And, of course…robots.
Dr. Jordan A. Moller,
of Oblivious Scientist