While Chad normally comments on free games cause he’s a commie, (you know I love you Zellinger) I would like to comment on a free game that might be the hardest I have ever played. You won’t die, but you will have a lot of trouble getting a good score.
That's right.
I present to you, JFK reloaded for the PC.
You take the role of Lee Harvey Oswald, and your goal is to kill JFK, keeping things as close to the Warren Report as possible. This sounds easy, as you are stuck in one spot, and you get unlimited shots to kill our President. BUT, if you want to get a good score, you will be trying over and over and over and over. The sequence after the trial is over shows you where each bullet ricocheted to, but you have to place the bullets in the correct spots. You have to kill JFK, injure the governer, keep the two wives unharmed, and even shoot at the correct time.
Now while this is an interesting game, it certainly is offensive and distasteful. No, not because you shoot JFK, because it is NOT a good game.
While something like Muslim Massacre was offensive, satirical, and fun, JFK reloaded is offensive, serious, and not very much fun. The sound is atrocious, the graphics are lame, there are no people lining the streets, and sometimes you will shoot and hit the President, while the car he is riding in will simply stop. Wouldnt they want to get the hell away? Also, the game is not long at all, as Lee Harvey only shot three times. Replay value is good for attempting to get a high score, but after 8 or 9 tries, it tends to get frustrating, and I probably won’t open this game up again.
BUT, if you’re looking for a hardcore gaming challenge, a perfect score is incredibly difficult to get. I recommend this game for unoffended people looking for a difficult time.
PS, this is only 20 megs, so you might as well get it cause it’s free.
d’wah! A freeware game not posted by me? Neat. Oh, it takes the stress off…
I’ve never been into these kind of games, though I think if someone makes a game about shooting JFK they have every tasteless right to do so. All I ask is that it be fun. Damn shame it isn’t.