Words cannot describe how bad this game truly is… Yes, most movie games are bad, but this one tops most of them. The control is sloppy and hideous (quite hard to do in the days of the SNES), the graphics are laughable at best. Very shoddy animation, very simple sprites. The music is horrendous as well. I don’t know how else to describe this game. Like a St. Bernard taking a dump in your living room, then proceeding to destroy the house through a series of crazy antics. Except this time, he’s no hero.
In this game, everything hurts you, and do I mean everything. Skateboarders, Fences, Hunters (shooting a St. Bernard??), lamps, and kittens. Yes, kittens. You read that right. Spinning kittens. To attack these enemies, you must bark at them multiple times. “What kitten? Didn’t get the hint the first time? FINE! Take 3 more ear blasts!!”. That’s how attacking is. Wait… I forgot to mention getting wet. Yes, bathe in a fine yard sprinkler and shake that water off! This rids the screen of enemies.
Stupid enemies, stupid graphics, stupid sound. Stupid game. Be glad they don’t make movie-based games like this anymore… wait… They do.
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